Two For The Price Of One (Part 1)

My breathing is short and labored. No, this is not breathing. This is more like puffing. I think English people would call this puffing. And Lord knows I could use a cigarette. But why can’t I breathe properly? My lungs need oxygen (and nicotine). The former more urgently. Pain. Add to that shortness of breath. This can’t be good. Bed. […]

Behind The Closed Door

Domestic violence is a preserve of closed doors. Both perpetrator and victim will always strive to keep that door firmly shut. Do you remember that video of a man who slapped his pregnant wife in full view of their neighbours? Feeling all ninja, he decided to drag her back into the house, he closed the door and beat her to […]

This Wife In Your Life

It is not as if you and I met in the wild when you were out on your hunting and gathering pursuits in your loincloth while I was out collecting firewood and innocently picking wild berries and vegetables with my kanga tired around my waist, leaving my breasts dangling freely. It is not like we met while I was on […]

That Wife In Your Head

She is the right amount of submissive. The perfect dose of educated. She is not too loud. Very beautiful. Exquisite even. Most importantly, she is not a feminist – haaaalleluyah! She meets you at the door when you come home (tired) from work – you hardworking citizen you! She is ready to emulate Destiny’s Child and cater to you. Meeting […]