Not A Real Man

He claims not to be bad at all. “Well, would you cook for your wife?” I ask “I don’t have a wife yet, but I’ve cooked with a girlfriend if that counts” After reading ‘A Man To Go With My Furniture’, The Rackster got an itch that needed to be scratched. I am not one to stop a man from […]

A Man To Go With My Furniture.

I have done everything that society asks of me, but get and keep a man. I have done well in school. Gone ahead and clinched good grades. When I was attacked by the severe case of adolescence, which bestowed me with boobs, hips, periods and heap-loads of acne, society sat me down, handed me a packet of Always and said: […]